2010
20th Nov
We were playing a trivia game on James' arcade and Dylan got 45 bonus questions but still lost.
Unknown dates
- We were outside and Sooty was standing at the back door, Winston noticed and charged at her but crashed into the door
- We were in the pool and Ash came running into the area with a ball, dropped it and as she tried to pick it up she honked and ran off.
- Ash & me were in the boat but it got caught on the edge and sprung a leak.
2008
I have been lazy in updating this. Sorry
31st December/1st January
We were waiting at the pizza place because someone smashed the window. Then Jamie showed up and nearly crashed and kicked Cliff's beer.
6th January
We were driving home and the GPS voice said "Cross the roundabout and take the second exit" then for no reason it made a MOOOOOOOO sound and James said "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????????"
8th January
- We were discussing ideas for T-shirts and James said "I see fuckheads everywhere. They don't even know that they're fuckheads™. "
- Cliff said "I had giant flaming fuckin arrows coming out of my sphincter"
1st February
James sent me a link which was the same picture as the tank from 2nd November, 2000.
10th February
- Sooty tried to climb up on the chair, but she lost her grip and fell
- Dylan scraped the car going in Cliff's driveway
- James found a Sprout in his Pavlova at the Chinese restaurant
- We were leaving the restaurant and Dylan didn't know whether to go left or right
16th February
We were at Jamie's pub and:
- Cliff, Dylan, James & Kylie ordered a shot of milk
- Some Italian guy ordered 3 bottles of beer but Jamie brought 4 over. The guy said he didn't want 4, so I jokingly said "yeah I'll have it" so the Italian guy gave it to me. Then he was harassing Jamie & Co, saying they should take his drinks to him in the gaming area. He said he couldn't carry them and his excuse was that he'd just had his fingers done at the beauticians or something. Then he showed me his hand, poof
7th,8th June
- Dylan swerved towards the car park
- James knocked one of the balls off the 8-ball table
- I was bowling and bowled what looked like a gutter ball. But suddenly it spun out of the gutter and went back into the lane.
- A bit later I threw the ball and it bouced into the next lane
2007
31st December / 1st January '07
14th January
20th January
James and me were playing San Andreas and the following funny stuff happened:
Later we tried to play Call of Duty 2 and when James joined a server his name was "I'm gay and proud of it."
Then
we were just chatting on xfire while James was playing Just Cause and
he said "A parachute isn't an effective mode of transportation. For
starters, you can't go up."
25th February
I tried to paste some information into my assignment but
I forgot to copy it, so when I pressed Ctrl+V, this came up in my
assignment: After exposure to radiation it is important to consider
that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
10th March
12th March
Tom was at a card shop and the lady behind the counter
had London Underground set as her ringtone, and her phone started
ringing while she was serving old people.
22nd April
19th May
20th May
- We were driving home and saw a convoy of big trucks that kept
honking their horns, then a smaller truck came past a few seconds later
and honked.
- We saw a bunch of people dressed up as Sesame Street characters, and the Cookie Monster was taller than Big Bird!
21st May
James & me had this conversation:
James says:
we didnt have that bavarian
Mr Plow says:
i just realised that this morning when i saw some
James says:
i remembered today when I was putting away bavarian
9th June
- We were anticipating going over the big jump near my house, but then we realised they took it away.
- On the way to James' house, we saw a guy on the side of the road who was playing a trumpet.
- We were watching Alien videos and Josh enjoyed tubgirl then set it as his wallpaper.
21st July
11th August
We went to get Cliff and Dylan missed the green light.
Then we played Singstar and Buzz throughout the night, and then we watched a show about Nigerian scammers, and the lady looked like a man.
18th August
- Dylan & Cliff visited Scott in hospital and despite being sick and looking like shit he still managed to tell them to fuck off when they walked in
- I honked at Dylan
- We stopped at Cliff's house and his cats were big
- James got killed by a goomba
- We watched the Anorexic Tap Dancer
- We played Singstar and Buzz again. Buzz ended too quick!
- Dylan said James needs a toilet that doesn't move
- Jamie's bed is in his car
- Generic hip hop song Generic hip hop song Generic hip hop song
- When I think about work I piss myself
Everyone had gone home, and I thought it would be a good idea to unplug my computer and put it near the door. Suddenly I dropped it, but in what can only be described as a miracle, I managed to catch it before it hit the ground. James & me laughed.
19th August
We were driving to my house and saw the following things:
- There was a really big lady riding a bike, wearing a short top and she had no hands on the handlebars
- We were going through the Coles car park and we saw that guy with two big holes in his jeans, then James said "That guy could really use some new jeans" and I cracked up laughing
- We were behind a big bus that was going slow and James said "If I'm gonna be stuck behind someone, I wanna be in front of someone behind them!"
- We saw a car on the Expressway that looked like a Trabant
30th September
James Honked at a pigeon because it was in the driveway.
31st September
We were at McDonalds waiting for our food, when James opened the console and said "Oh No!!!" because he found an Iced Coffee and some Clinkers from two days ago
2nd November - 4th November
We watched Flash animations on the TV.
We were in Perth and the following things happened:
FRIDAY
- We got to the Motel and then decided to go and get some food. We were driving around for almost two hours looking for somewhere, and we went around in circles a lot of times.
SATURDAY
- We were driving through the city looking for somewhere to watch the Air Race. We had to stop on a hill in the city, then when James tried to take off again he stalled it. After starting the car again, he revved it a lot and when we took off the wheels spun.
- We finally found a place to watch the Air Race, then it finished after about ten minutes.
- We went to TimeZone and played some dodgy games.
- We were back at the Motel and about to enter the carpark. Suddenly an old suspicious looking guy came up to my window (It later turned out that he was just waiting to get into the carpark.)
The gate opened and we were about to go in when James stalled it again. In his usually display of hill starts, he revved it too much and spun the wheels in front of the suspicious looking guy.
SUNDAY
- We were in Fremantle looking for somewhere to have breakfast. We went into a Cafè but decided against eating there because of the 20 minute waiting time. So instead we went to Hungry Jacks.
The girl at the counter kept making mistakes, ordering 8 breakfast wraps instead of 4. Then a stoner cook came out from the back and kept double checking the order. I was waiting for about 15 minutes.
About 2 minutes after I had sat down, we heard the girl say "Can I have a double-whopper meal, and please don't take so long" and we laughed.
- We were at the shooting range and I somehow jammed a bullet into the magazine and the guy got mad.
- We went to the Casino and an asian guy was at the same table as us and he had a weird laugh.
- There was a guy in the middle of the road as we were driving out of the carpark, so James said "Come on, Fatty Sideburns!"
5th November
James said "Two Girls & and a Lemmywinks"
2006
2nd January
James and me played Space Channel 5 Part 2 and the robots made funny noises and speeches such as :
8th January
We were at Paintball Skirmish and it was fucking cool. We had army gear on and big fuckin guns.
9th February (Japan Time)
I had just checked into my hotel in Japan and was trying
to find the toilet. I saw a sign directing me to the toilets so I
followed it, eventually I found myself in the female toilet. THEY
DIDN'T HAVE PROPER SIGNS
9th February (UK Time)
Maisy and me were on the train and some guy calmly pulled moisturiser out of his bag and started moisturising his hands
17th February
Sarah, Maisy and me were walking to the pub and we took a
shortcut through a private road and there was a dog barking at us.
Maisy was talking to me when suddenly she yelled to the dog "SHUT UP
YOU FUCKING MUTT!" then tried to continue the conversation, but I was
laughing
19th February
Maisy and me were walking out of the train station and there was someone wearing an aluminium foil rain coat
26th February
Sarah, Maisy and me were walking to Mill Pond when all of
a sudden Maisy nearly slipped over in the mud. I was laughing so hard
that I slipped over, and we laughed more.
10th March
Sarah, Maisy and me were walking home from the pub and
walked past a truck that had roadwork supplies in it. Sarah and Maisy
stopped and tried to take a traffic cone but it wouldn't come out and
Sarah said "It seems to be tied down!" Then we all ran off laughing
18th March
Sarah, Sammy (Sarah's Dog), Maisy, and me were driving to
that big hill. Sammy was in the front seat and kept losing his balance
when we went around corners and he looked mad.
5th April
James and me were playing trackmania and James said "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!
BLOODY HELL!"
and I was laughing for about two minutes.
13th April
Dylan picked up
a spindle of CDs and it wasn't locked and the CDs went all over the
floor, then he yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? if this ends up
in the funny book I'm gonna kill you"
29th July
Dylan and me were playing San Andreas and the following stuff happened:
7th August
I went to James' work with my horn to surprise him. I
walked past him once but was too nervous to honk, luckily he didn't see
me. I walked past the second time and he saw me and I honked. Then he
walked up to the end of the aisle and yelled out "I saw that!" and we
both laughed
20th August
21st August
30th August
I was at work, pushing a cage between the end of the aisle and a
display of cadbury chocolates. I hit the display but didn't notice. A
few seconds later there was a loud crash as chocolate fell everywhere.
Then as I was picking it up, it fell on me again
2nd September
- We went to Pizza Hut and Dylan was mad because I didn't get robbed
- James nearly crashed into the waitress
- A waiter was talking while holding a plastic container with water in it. He wasn't paying attention and spilt some water
- Kylie got a big bag of chocolate buds
- We got drunk at James' house
- I wanted to take some photos but realised I didn't put my
batteries in my camera. I decided to go to the servo to buy some, as I
walked out I threw the screen door on the road. Then as I was coming
back I saw the police on James' street shining their torches around
- Sooty was playing in the plastic container
- I kept scaring Sooty with my foot and she was running full speed around the house
1st October
- We3r were drunk at jamrs' amnd i didn't realsie i already had two cans uopen
- Kylie said "do you need a strap on?"
- James was playing Virtua Fighter and went to do a fly kick at
the opponent, but it turned out more like a dropkick and he made the
whole house shake
19th October
We were playing Battlefield Vietnam and I put some
landmines near the bridge, so the VC tank would run over them. Suddenly
I heard music and knew that Dylan was coming in a jeep. I said watch
out for mines but he went full speed into the mines and blew up. 20th October
I was playing Locomotion and took manual control of a grain train. I
didn't know what I was doing as it was the first time I'd tried to do
that. The train went down a hill, around the corner and crashed full
speed into the station.
28th October
We were driving home from Pizza Hut and the following stuff happened
- Dylan was looking in the rear view mirror and said there was an
angry looking lady behind us. Then the lady drove along side us and we
all looked and laughed. Then two minutes later she drove along side us
again and looked at us and we laughed.
- There was a lady in a 4WD who almost ran a red light because
she was using her phone. When we went past her we waved and she looked
confused.
- We saw a kid on a bike and said "Oh Homie G!" then as we got
closer we saw his facial expression and his helmet was up very high, we
pissed ourselves laughing.
At James' that night:
- We were playing Perfect Dark and Sooty came along and jumped on
the chair, and started biting it and looking crazy. Then later in the
night James spun her around on the chair really fast. And sometime
during the night I called her Softy instead of Sooty.
- halloween zombies
- We played Counterstrike and I shot James even though he was on my team.
- Sooty was playing in my backpack and grabbed my socks and put them into the cardboard box.
Still later that night on msn:
(1:42 AM) Mr Plow: do you have tacos there?
(1:42 AM) Sarah: we do in england but i don't have any right now
(1:43 AM) Mr Plow: dylan asked you to prepare some for us
(1:44 AM) Sarah: you can tell dylan to get lost
26th November
I was attempting to pick Dylan up in my helicopter and this is what he saw:
2005
17th January
20th January
Maisy and me were talking on the phone and Maisy tried to
do a New Zealand accent and she went " one two three four five
SEEEEEEIIIXXX" and we laughed heaps
18th February
7th March
8th March
10th March
Quote by Dylan:
I brought my iced coffee on the way home,
then put it in the freezer when I got home so it would
be cold while I play GT4, I forgot about it and it was
in the freezer till 7:30pm and it was as hard as rock
then I accidentally dropped it and it made a loud bang
18th March
19th March
10th April
SNACK RELATED MISHAP
15th April
17th April
20th April
somewhere in between
5th May
17th - 21st May
Dylan and me were playing Rogue Spear and the following funny stuff happened:
somewhere between 20th May - 30th May (I forgot the date)
I rang up James and played the simpsons quote "Leave the table,
yeah, leave the table...AAAH *hits head* AAAAHH AAAAAH NO NO NO AAH
AAAAAH"
Quote from Dylan
29 May
I was playing Battlefield Vietnam, and I came back to life and saw 4 of my
team mates getting in a helicopter so I ran over and got in with them. There
was one flying, 2 on machine guns (one each side) and me and the other
teammate sitting over each side with our M-16s. We were flying along until
we got too enemy territory, then for no reason the pilot jumped out of
helicopter and left no one flying, then one of the machine gunners jumped
out then the guy who was sitting over the side got in the cockpit and
started flying, and then jumped out straight away along with the last
machine gunner, by which time it was too late for me to jump out and I died
in the wreckage which also killed the other 4 people on the ground who
jumped out
2nd June
- I was sitting at the bus stop and my phone was in my bag. James
sent me a sms and I heard it go "....FUCK!....FUCK!....FUCK!" and
everyone around me gave me strange looks.
8th June
World Cup at Cliff's house
- Scott was making vroom vroom noises while making his players run around the field in world cup
- Scott sneezed then Jamie said "Gee Scott that sounded painful"
- Jamie thought he had won a hand of poker because he had a blackjack(Ace and a 10).
12th June
- I was carrying a box of 2 Litre Lemon Squash on my bike, then I
dropped it and dropped my bike. So I put the bottles into a trolley,
then the trolley almost rolled down the hill.
- Dylan and me were playing Rogue Spear and suddenly a whole
bunch of people joined his server, then Dylan set up a password and
everyone got disconnected. Then we were playing for a while and someone
else still managed to join, even though there was a password.
From Dylan
Lt Sonny Bonds: Ok, now in real life suspects may not give up as easy as Officer Jones here
*I pull out a flashbange and throw it at Officer Jones' feet*
**BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Officer Jones: OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!
Other Various Times between 20th June - 12th July
In BF 1942:
*BANG*
British Guy in Driver's seat of jeep: Aaaaaaah... *dies*
Me: *looks wierd at Dylan*
Dylan: It's the only way to get things done in this army
Me: *laughs*
In UT2004
- I got a lot of kills and the lady yelled "H O L Y S H I T ! ! ! ! ! "
In BF Vietnam
- We crashed our planes and helicopters a lot
- I crashed my plane into a house and it made a "clang" sound
- My helicopter landed upside down in water
23rd June
-
We went to James' work to surprise him. I walked around the corner and
saw him, then honked my horn from under my jacket and we laughed. Later
on, Dylan said he just picked up an iced coffee when he heard my horn
and everyone looked around.
26th June
- We were driving to pizza hut and we were stopped at the traffic
lights, then the traffic lights turned green, dylan put his foot on the
accelerator but it was still in neutral
- James spread chocolate mousse onto some garlic bread, then left it on the table
- I was stretching, then my arms hit the table and accidently made a loud bang
9Th July
- we got abosulteyl fufcking drunk at james' house and the folowoing stuff hjappend:
i told james i fell over the wheelie bin and james fell over and james banged his head underneath the sink
dylan said llamas have 3 legs
sooty ghad ice cream and she had ice cream
James burnt his nosetooth
sooty is meowing
i fell over on the couch
the cheesecake fell out hte tree
james said " ah you can't have frozen hot"
i accidently let sooty out of the hallway, then kylie said i had
to catch her and put her back. I was chasing her for 45 minutes
11th July
- We were driving home from computers reborn and we saw a guy in a pedal powered car and he was holding up traffic.
- A lady from Australian Air Express told me the price for
Off-Peak travel was $6 per Kilometer for something that weighs 20.2kg.
It's 3000km to Darwin. So we worked it out on the calculator and it
came to $18000.
14th August
Sooty was standing up, then moewed, then flipped in the air and landed on her back, then stretched out
22nd August
Quote From Dylan:
this stupid dumb shit tried to do a burnout did too much because hes a fucking retard went
over the curb into the house across the roads garden then into their car
25th August
-
we were playing rogue spear and dylan fell through the floor
2nd September
- Sooty tried to bribe James with cat food
October sometime
Scott sent me these pictures:
Pizza - Side view
Front View
Pizza another side view
29th October
From Dylan
Me And James were playing counterstrike, I was a counter terrorist and james
was a terrorist. I ran up to the door, rang the doorbell then james walked
out the door and I shot him
James was shooting at me so I ran away while I reloaded then turned around
and ran back at him, We ran past each other but james didnt see me so I
turned around again and shot him in the back of the head
November 3rd
James and Me were talking on MSN about customers, because we both work at a supermarket, and James said this :
"Skynet says:
theres this one customer i have in mind too.
she has a limp
and a fucked up little retard of a son. he's a fuckin moron
he was running down the aisle so she ran after him and kicked him up the ass"
and i was laughing for about 5 minutes
November 20th
We were playing Red Alert 2 and the following funny stuff happened:
- Dylan sent five spies down the toward Iraqi base, but 4 of them got ran over by Iraq's Ore Harvesters on the way.
- Dylan sent his Tanya to blow up my aircraft carrier, then she mysteriously drowned
- I didn't have sound on my computer, so I didn't notice that a
Kirov was bombing my base. By the time I noticed, it had blown up a few
of my buildings
9th December, from Dylan
"Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw"
You could try jamming a rose bush up your ass. If nothing else, the look on
your face would be priceless.
15th December
Darwin Airport:
A stupid kid got caught in the escalator
17th December
We had a madden weekend and laughed
31st December + 1st January
- we networked at dylans house and played counter strike.
- the next night we got drunk and played Buzz and Virtua Fighter
- James made funny fighting combos.
- Dylan said "Roflbergers" and i laughed.
- We were playing Vice City and James said "Meet me at Roflbergers"
6th January 2004
In Alice Springs. Map
- we went to pizza hut and there were people from london sitting next to us
and i stood up and the chair hit the wall and made a loud bang and the poms
looked at me strangely
- i looked on the ground and there was a bug that was walking sideways
April 2nd 2004
- i crashed my bike when i was riding to Uni
April 3rd 2004
- porno karaoke is on tonight
April 9th 2004
- i was riding to crazy clarks at night and my light fell off the front of
my bike
14th May 2004
- Hotes!!!!!!!!!!!!! rhymes with note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s
22nd June 2004
- I was at the shops and was just about to use the ATM, when a girl asked if
I was interested in greenpeace. I wasn't really, but I decided to sign up
using a fake name and address.
Alana from greenpeace, if you are reading
this, I'm truly sorry.
Monday June 2004
- Dylan, Jamie and Scott were gonna watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking
Barrels and just as they were going to start watching Scott stopped them and
said he had to do his hair before they watched it
July 2004
- Sammie and Me were playing pool, and I was up to the black ball and I
potted it in the wrong hole
Dylan and Me were playing Red Alert 2,
and the following funny stuff happened:
- I sent Tanya on a covert mission to destroy the lifeguard tower, but she
got killed by a prism tower
- Dylan sent about 10 dogs to kill some conscripts, but they got
slaughtered.
- Dylan and Me were at Cuba's base, conducting air raids from our aircraft
carriers. I also had a helicopter hovering over, and I had Tanya in the
helicopter.
Dylan's planes took out some of the enemies power plants, so I
thought it would be a good time to send Tanya in to cripple the base more. She
ran in, and it was very chaotic. She was chased, shot at and almost run over
by a war miner, but she evaded.
Then, she got mind controlled because Cuba
had a Yuri. I tried killing her with the helicopter, but it got shot down.
By the time Dylan realised something was wrong, Tanya had already taken
out two of our Aircraft Carriers.
It was truly a chaotic moment.
20th August
- Me, Sammie and Tom were on msn and a bunch of came into the conversation
and we were talking. One girl was saying bye to everyone and Tom said "Bye
Random" and i laughed
21st August
- James played Driver 2 with Kylie's dance mat
7th-8th September
- James and Kylie sent me that postcard, so the next day I sent them an
aerogramme
18th September (poker night)
- Dylan and Me were playing poker, and I wasnt paying much attention to the
game, because I didn't think I was going to win. So I started doing something
else and when I looked back, everyone was saying "Nice one jarrod" , "Good
hand jarrod." I didn't even realise that I had won. Then I told that to Dylan,
and he didn't realise either :))
- Dylan and Me had folded on one hand, and some other people were raising
each other. Some guy said "stop bluffing, we know you havent got anything"
then the other person won and the guy said "Oh for once you got something"
then he left
23rd September
- We were in the computer lab and Jozef sent a message to every computer on
the CDU network, which includes the computers here in Darwin, Katherine and
Alice Springs, and the teacher came in and went nuts
- Tom and Me were playing pool and we were both up to the black ball, and it
took us about 10 shots to get it in the hole. Then in 2 other games, Tom lost
because he potted the black ball and another ball in the same turn.
- James and me were talking on msn, and I found a site that makes random
news headlines. We were generating them for about 2 hours and laughing all the
way.
http://onlinescam.com/features/randomnews/index.php
3rd October 12am - 3am
- Dylan and me were playing Red Alert 2 and I had a whole bunch of
rocketeers just outside of Russia's base. Dylan had a spy near my rocketeers
that was disguised as a Russian conscript. Then the Russian's sent some
conscripts past me and my rocketeers started shooting at them. There were a
few conscripts left, and then Dylan changed his spy's costume to look like one
of my rocketeers and the Russians shot him.
Also, I sent my sniper near
the Russian's base and Dylan killed him. He thinks I don't know, but I do
4th October
- James' cat (Sooty) farted and
she was going crazy after she had kitten milk
9th October
- Sooty was on the chair, then she stretched and fell off but landed on her
feet. Then she did it again about 5 minutes later, and decided it was safer to
stay on the floor
14th October
- James and Kylie took Sooty out for a walk, and James went to put her on
the grass but she doesnt like grass and she shit herself.
16th October
- at work, me and some lady tried to push the pallet jack back into the cold
room but it went off course and smashed into some stock
18th October
- Sooty was playing in a plastic bag
16th November
- Chele and me were in chat and there was someone called s_carter2008 and
Chele called him a shit carter, then she called someone a good songer
- I rang up Sammie and played "Two Tickets to Paradise" while she was at the
cinema
20th November
- I rang Tom and he went "Hellllllloooo?" and I played "Two Tickets to
Paradise" then my battery went flat
22nd November
- I was playing San Andreas and an ad came on the radio that had some guy
saying in a german accent "Aww, you want the potato? You are less than a
potato! Less! Less!" then my plane exploded
26th November
- Scott saw Justin on the bus and he was wearing a beanie, even though it
was 37 degrees
28th November
- I fell asleep while watching Terminator 2 and when I woke up I saw that
someone was at the front door, but they were just leaving. Then I realised
they would have heard all the explosions and gunshots from T2 because my TV
was going pretty loud
2nd December
- I had a dream that I won a mountain bike race, so I sent Dylan a sms
message saying "I had a dream I won a mountain bike rice"
3rd December
- Chele, Tom and me were playing pool and we had only been playing for about
2 minutes when I hit the black ball really hard and it rebounded off the wall
and went into the hole
- I was at the lab at uni and I went to take a photo of a hot girl and when
I pressed ok, my phone went "cuckoo cuckoo" and she looked at me wierd
10th December
- Dylan and me were playing poker and someone came to the table and said
"Morning All !" then Dylan said "AH!" and then the guy left. See the transcript
12th December
- Chele and me were in chat and some guy was giving some girl shit for not
making sentences properly, then the girl said "Shut up I make a good
sentences"
2004
Early January 2004
transcript from a game
of freedom fighters
me: my swat team is ready for entry
dylan: ok, i'll fire the first shot, then you charge in there
NEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW *BANG!!!!*
that was an rpg launcher ^^^
2003
25-4-03
26-4-03
1-6-2003
August
August 13th
September
October
December 27th
2001
31-1-01
2-2-01
22-2-01
2000
One day after school
Stuff that happened in 2000 but doesn't have a date
- Dylan walked home from practice firm with no shoes on
-
I went over to Dylan's house and Scott was already there and they were
playing Le Mans 24 Hour on playstation and I was watching. First Dylan
beat the lap record in his car and yelled it out, but not too loud.
Then about 2 laps later Scott broke the lap record and screamed "I
BROKE THE LAP RECORD!!!!!" and his scream was very high pitched.
- Dylan and Scott were talking at the corner MAP and Dylan had a drink of water and then he passed out. When he came to, Scott asked Dylan if he passed out on purpose.
- I was at home playing computer, and then my phone rang and Justin was on
the other end. He said some stuff about how we were gonna have a conference
call. Soon it was Dylan, James, Me and Justin all talking on the phone. Justin
and James were having discussion about maths homework, and I was bored so I
decided to play a honking sound down the phone. Justin got annoyed and then
kept talking with James, then I played another sound, then Dylan started
playing a song and we burst out laughing. Then Justin said "If I fail this,
I'm gonna blame it on you two"
- I was sleeping over at Dylan's house and he put a disc in the dreamcast
and i wondered what it was. then dylan went off to ring james, and the
particle man video started. after about 15 seconds i started laughing and
dylan was talking to james and he said "yeah jarrod's laughing now, he's lost
it, he's gone"
- Dylan was doing his speech for english and he said "This game is called
Zak McKracken, it's about aliens who try to take over the earth, and it's one
of my favourite games" and then i burst out laughing
- Me, scott, jamie and dylan we standing outside dylan's house and i rang
justin's house and put my phone on speaker phone so everyone could hear and
when justin's mum picked up she went "HELLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and we
laughed heaps and then hung up. She would have heard us all laughing.
- justin holds his fork like a fuckin retard and combs his hair with it and
then uses it to eat
- Dylan rang justin's house because he was meant to be at school but he
wasn't, and he asked to talk to justin, so his mum went to get him and dylan
heard her say to justin "Do you want me to say you're not home?"
- Scott fixed a puncture on my bike and when he was returning it there were
cops at the servo when he pumped up the tyre so he tricked em and went down
another street and hid in the shrubs. One cop went passed and then scott went
to get up and the other went passed. Pheww!
- we were playing duke64 and me and dylan kept getting that jet pack and
scott couldn't find it and then he went through a wall and found it.
- we were sitting on the steps of the photography room and scott said
"you're a fuckin" then mr larecki opened the door and he heard scott, then
scott said "....idiot dylan" and mr larecki said "Does that mean he's an
idiot?" and we laughed
- Nick always threw his bottle in the bin really hard, ran into stuff and
was generally crazy.
- there's a place near Adelaide called "Scott Bottom" and scott rode there
on his bike
- scott rode all the way up to air base at salisbury and when he got there,
they told him to go away because of security concerns
- before our english class started, me and dylan and mick harris would lean
out the window and yell "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at all the
people below us. one day i was out walking, and a girl came up to me and said
"you're that bastard who yelled at me from up in the window"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
- one day i was riding to dylans house and i turned into his driveway with
my front brakes on, and i crashed. dylan was inside and he heard the bang and
he said "oh jarrods here"
- i was going home from dylans house and i was riding off and he said
"seeya" and i said "seey.." but before i could answer, i crashed
- james crashed near dylans house and landed on his thumb and broke it
- me and dylan were riding to school and we stopped at the traffic lights. i
went to put my foot down on that piece of wood but i missed and fell over
onto the ground. I think it would have been funny for dylan, because one
minute he saw me and I was standing upright, then the next minute he saw me I was on
the ground laughing. Map
- me, scott and dylan were near the corner where we used to chat about stuff
after school. somehow, we rolled down to in front of this guys house and some
guy come out and said "what are you doing?" and scott said "just talking" and
the guy said "just looking at what?"
- one day we were in a music lesson doing theory, and the teacher asked
scott to take a message to someone. so scott took the message and walked out
of the room. then ten seconds later scott poked his head in through the
doorway really quick and looked at us, and then went back out again. James and
me started laughing, and Scott kept doing it for about 20 seconds, and the
teacher didn't see him. then we thought scott left but after about 1 minute he
poked his head in the doorway again and me and james laughed really hard, then
the teacher yelled out "SCOTT? are you going or not?"
7-2-00:
- Scott Coopers computer went "whiiiiiiiiiir" because he moved the monitor.
- Josh stuffed up in music and he went "I KNOW!"
8-2-00
- Scott's computer went "whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir" again and he turned his
computer off without saving it.
- Me, scott and dylan were riding home and dylan put his brakes on suddenly
and I went "FUCK" and hit him
11-2-00
- Scott was trying to get a piece of wood and he banged his head on the top
of the pergola
- SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH WALLY
15-2-00
- Dylan was accusing Scott for not riding properly and then he knocked his
bag off
- Drake showed James a porno picture in his diary then Mr Bills asked for
Drakes diary and we laughed
- Coke bottle glasses
24-2-00
- I was walking into Home group and I remembered that I got paid today so I
started doing the happy dance and swinging my wallet around by the orange
thing and it broke.
- James was on the bus and he remembered the simpsons were they were on the
bus and homer goes " I cant feel my legs" and james looked at the lady in the
car and she shrugged her shoulders
- I did the happy dance to room 21
- The things we did
1-3-00
- Josh put all his music on one line
- Jamie and Scott said "shut up josh" at the same time
- Josh broke his only pencil
2-3-00
- I was giving scott a sheet and he had to lean and dylan kicked his chair
and scott fell off
3-3-00
- Scott was going down a skateboard ramp backwards with his front brakes on
and he fell off
- Dylan was going down a skateboard ramp forwards and he put on both his
brakes at the same time and his back tyre came off the ground and nearly hit
him
- HE DID IT AGAIN (Scott)
14-3-00
- James threw his coke at the bin and missed and coke went everywhere
22-3-00
Fuck knows
- I was playin Resident Evil 3 and everything was calm and quiet until a big
fuckin monster jumped through the fuckin window, I went " AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Pretty fuckin loud
- my cousin was on the top bunk and he was leaning over, looking at me
because i was on the bottom bunk. i told him not to do it because he'll fall
off but he didn't believe me. then a few seconds later he fell off onto the
wooden thing and nearly broke my playstation.
sports day
- justin can't tell the difference between a nightstick and a nightclub
3-4-00
- Jamie said he wanted to have some tea and bickits
12-4-00
- Dylan kept saying "stop repeating myself"
- Eeeeeeeeeer dont fuckin look at him
- mambo number 5 dodidodiodidodidoidoiddoi
4-5-00
3-5-00
- Jars has toilet problems
- I printed a picture of donut head homer really big, then I dropped it down
the crack
2-5-00
- err, that fritz for dogs
- err, 3dfx card
12-5-00
- Me and dylan were playin duke64 and I was goin "err justin errrrrr" and
holdin the control pad like a retard. Then I went through a laser tripbomb
19-5-00
29-5-00
- Scott tried to push Jamie in music and he almost fell over
1-6-00
- I finished Resident Evil 3 (2:33:05) and saved it once. It said "NUMBER OF
SAVE"
- Errrrr Pavillion
9-6-00
- Dylan said "I'm gonna do a 3 point turn " and he went over the bike rack
bar
26-6-00
- Me and Dylan throw our locks into our lockers really
hard
- EHH SKIDMARKS
STEVE
- Nick threw his bottle into the bin really hard
- Err driver, get out the car and go into the shops with
a flamethrower. Same with Driver 2
7-7-00
- I remember when me & Dylan started off to Europe at the same time and
forgot to press Scroll Lock
- Jars spilt Cassies pencil case
- Scott got pranked by MR Hand . HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHH eerj
21-7-00
- HA HA i got a puncture
- What does a radar jammer do?
- Dylan read that message at the kawasaki club.
- I drew them pictures of idiot ass head poof
16-7-00
- A guy called "Jarro_2001" sent me a message saying " HOLY COSTA ESTAS"
haha, he was mexican
4-8-00
- My drink fizzed up because we have a free next
14-8-00
- Bob goes away and bob is on phone
- AAAHAH SCOTT GOT ATTACKED BY A DUCK AND SOME GUY NEARLY REVERSED INTO HIM
- I made freddo the frog fly like a fuckin fuckhead
- HA, FUCK YOU practice firm, I skipped you
- Detective investigator
- Ashen Puppets
17-8-00
- I started up larry and put my age is 332 and it asked me to verify that I
was really 76
30-8-00
- James pushed Scott off his chair and I laughed
- Scott went to hit James with his folder and all his paper fell out
4-9-00
- Nick ran into the music room door
- Two weeks ago scott slipped on the mattress
- Scott played funny music on the keyboard
3-10-00
- James squeezed his Sunkist and it spilt on our tables
somewhere in between
- scott came over my house to do some homework on my computer. when he
finished his homework, we played GTA until 3am then scott went to go home and
i went for a ride with him, and we rode up to the council workers and they
looked at us suspiciously. then scott went home and i went to the caltex to
get a fanta and i went home. then i saw scott at school....five hours later!
4-10-00
- James was sitting in his chair and he leaned back, miscalculated and hit
the wall.
Last Term
6-10-00
- James dropped his iced coffee on the carpet and covered it with newspaper
11-9-00
16-10-00
- I'm doin a project on nerve gas
- I went undercover as detective sonny bonds but she didnt have a shed
- Flying fish missile
- Ah Mr Bills
- Kuroshi
- Dooah (throw our control pads)
- Bomberman (really high pitch voice)
- Bee, Bzz, Hudson
- TAXI DRIVER...........VROOM VROOM EH?
- John Adelaide
- Bob the builder is on phone goes away
- Helen just read the funny book and was laughing heaps
- Josh read the funny book
- Jamie did a wheelie and Dylan nearly hit him
- 2 minutes later he did another one and nearly squashed Dylans foot
- (picture of jamie doing a wheelie)
- 1 minute later cliff said he was gonna rip Jamie's balls out
- Josh ran into Dylans door
23-10-00
- James crashed in the bike racks but I wasnt there. FUUCK
- ORANGE
PREVIOUS
- James crashed his bike in the bike rack
- Wayne shook James' sunkist up then opened it. sunkist spilt all over the
table. James cleaned it up and then it was wet and sticky so James wiped the
desk on the floor and then it had fluff on it
- Josh fell off his chair in media
- Josh yelled "that fucking bitch" really loud in media
30-10-00
- James drew on some guy in the newspaper, then on the otherside, some guy
looked retarded and he looked like his face melted when i first looked at it.
- i photocopied my sock
- me and james went riding through wandana school and i was gonna honk my
horn through there but it broke Map
2-11-00
- Sust
- take the salad off
- I bought another horn cause the other one broke
- SUT
- Dylan got stuck in boulderdash
THAT GUY IS A FUCKIN
IDIOT
6-11-0
- SHUT UP
- looking through the trees
10-11-00
- Josh dont give me shit.
- "Fireman Sam Fireman Sam, Fireman Sam is made of Ham, Fireman Sam eats
tins cans"
- James coughed up a twisties
13-11-00
- SOME FUCKING IDIOT CRASHED HIS BIKE
22-11-00
- oh my god, he's stealing all the burgers.
- I crashed into the bike racks because I wasnt watching where I was going.
- Them girls told me to shut up with the horn, so I honked it and it made a
high pitch squel
very last day of year 11
- i went to dylan's house in the morning, then later we rode down to the
school to pick up our report cards. then after that we rode to kfc and got
lunch. on the way back, i honked my horn at all the motorbikes that went past,
and dylan dropped his mobile phone on the road
sometime after year 11 finished
- me and dylan went through the drive thru at hungry jacks on our bikes then
on the way back dylan hit a cop car
- me, juz and daz we're cruising along North East road in daz's car at 2am
and we saw some cops going in the opposite direction. juz watched the cops as
they went past and said "oh fuck they're turning around!!!" so daz skidded
around the corner and floored it through the backstreets of Holden Hill.
I
don't know if the cops were chasing us or not, but we didn't see them again
1999
stuff that doesn't have a date
- every morning in year 10 (and year 8 and 9) we were sitting under the
pergola and we would see justin's mum driving up to school to drop him off and
she couldn't drive properly, we were waiting for her to crash
- scott stole veal's bike lock (he guessed the code) and he gave it to me
and veal didn't know who took it
- i was sitting next to scott and jason campbell stole scott's pen. so scott
went to yoink it back, but jason grabbed scott's shirt so scott stabbed jason
with his pen.
- In Society & Environment, James, Dylan and me had to make a new law.
see it here
in a music lesson second semester
- troy tried to break down the door because matthew drake was barricaded in
there with everyone's bags. but the door was reinforced
- jason campbell got into a fight with matthew drake, jason had drake in a
headlock and he did something that stopped matthew drake from breathing but
then he let him go, and drake went fuckin nuts. he picked up a table and threw
it at jason then chased him into the other room. there were alot of loud bangs
from that room
One day when Justin got his bike
- his bike got scratched and he said "i'll go touch that up with some paint
at home".
- His bike got stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he didn't admit it to anyone
A PE lesson, year 10
- We were playing kickball, and it was Nick's turn. He kicked the ball and
started running really fast toward the other end. He was so worried that
someone was gonna throw the ball at him, so he kept looking behind him instead
of watching where he was going. He finally looked forward, but it was too
late. He slammed into the wall with a thunderous thud.
Everyone was so
shocked, and they were concerned for him. But I had to turn away from everyone
because I was laughing so hard
An art lesson, year 10
- we were doing Lino-Carvings and some girl was doing it the wrong way and
the sharp carver thingo slipped and she cut herself and there was blood
everywhere! it was a massacre!
A different PE lesson, year 10
- we were playing soccer and I was the goalie and the ball came rolling up
to me and some kid was running after it. instead of picking the ball up, i
kicked it as hard as i could and it hit the kid right in the nose and he
threatened to bash me up, but the reason he didn't try was because he wouldn't
get $50 from his mum if he did.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One day in the second semester of year 10
- Mr Stopp sent me and james around to Ms Reuter's room to pick up an army
trunk and then carry it back to the room. it was a bit heavy and on the way
back i started laughing and then james laughed too and we nearly dropped the
army trunk a few times.
- Me and James were playing table tennis and Emily was sitting next to our
table and I did a really weak serve and the ball rolled along the table and
then it landed on her head and me and james laughed
- Mr Hand said he looked in the mirror every day and compared himself to
James Bond
- Mr Hand got hit with a table tennis ball and he acted like he got
shot
11-11-99
- we were in music and we had to have a minute silence because of
remembrance day and while we were being silent i heard a bird walking across
the roof then i looked at james and we had to hold in our laughs
Holidays
- i went over dylan's house, and he invited kylie over and she brang nicole,
and we all went for a ride to james' house and i took them on a really long
detour to james' house because they didn't know how to get there (MAP) , then we went
to the park and james stepped on a dead crunchy frog
Year 10 Graduation
- we were sitting at year 10 graduation and scott went to get his bit of
paper, and so he got it, and on the way back he tripped over the microphone
cord
a music lesson
- We were doing a quiz on the computers, and I asked James for the answer to
a question and he said "oboe" but i thought he said "hobo" so i typed in hobo
and got it wrong. Then I told James what happened and he said "not hobo,
OBOE!" and we laughed
Maths
a different day in year 9 music
- we were all crammed into the music room playing a song, all the keyboard
players had one keyboard each and one table each, so the room was really
packed. then some girls opened the door and they wanted to get in but there
was no room, and me and james laughed at them. then after we stopped playing
the song, i pushed one of those sound effect buttons on the keyboard and the
teacher got really mad and he sent me out.
- Dylan fell asleep in music class, next to the speaker
- we played the banjo
one day in the holidays
- Our team won 3 events in a row, so I celebrated by throwing my hat up in
the air and yelling "HAT TRICK!!!!". But the second time that I threw it up,
the wind blew it backwards and when it came down, it hit Mr Stopp in the head!
- me, james, dylan and josh were throwing a bottle of water around, then
someone said over the loudspeaker "can james leber and friends please report
to Mr Glover" then james yelled out "I HAVENT GOT ANY FRIENDS!"
One day
James was taking his playstation apart and there was a spider in it
Maths and German
- I skipped alot of maths and german lessons...and PE, and..thats it, i think.
- Me, James and dickhead campbell made a movie with the video camera. We used a matchbox car, some string and a water pistol. I was the cop and I went "HALT!.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
- I gave James a lifesaver that was in my pocket, but
he didnt know it was in my pocket and he said "that tastes salty" then
I said "yeah it was in my pocket" then we laughed
Other times
- James and me had to do an interview on a tape recorder for a german lesson
and we stuffed up the interview because I kept laughing and pressing stop. So
I tried to rewind the tape to find our spot but couldnt find it. Instead we
heard some kid going "fun FUN FUN!" and we burst out laughing
- i stole one of justins disks that had something important on it, and he
thought josh took it.
- justin wondered why james changed his IP address all the time
- there was some crazy kid in year 8 who was standing at the fire exit on
the second floor, and he was threatening to jump! the cops got called in. it
was a standoff!
- scott, jamie, dylan and me were leaving the computer room but first we had
to stop at dylans locker. there was a kid outside who wanted to get let in,
but we just laughed at him. so the kid threatened to knock us all out in
one punch, we laughed at him heaps.
- there was a teacher who was yelling at a kid, and she was saying "corey,
COREY" in a really distinct voice. so scott copied her and was yelling out
"corey, corey don't slap me" in the teachers voice, and the teacher heard
scott and she yelled at him and i laughed
- One day in Society & Environment, we were lining up outside the
library and were being noisy. Mr Stopp waited about 5 minutes, then he finally
yelled
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!" and
everyone went quiet, except Michael Sinclair who said "maybe he has too many
dicks up his arse" and i nearly burst out laughing
- One morning i was walking to home group but before i walked into the main
corridor, i saw that people were teasing some kid and he was getting pretty
mad. i stayed to watch, then the kid (Corey) got angry, pushed open the door
really hard and smashed the glass and everyone was stunned
- in the holidays, I was playing Leisure Suit Larry at about 4am in the
morning. I found out something wierd and I wanted to show james, but we didn't
have mobile phones or internet or anything. So i saved it to a floppy disk,
put it in an envelope and rode to james' house at 5am and left it in his
letterbox. James wondered how the letter got to him, because it didn't have a
stamp or anything Map
- We were in german waiting for Ms Reuter to play our interviews that we did
on the tape recorder, and she played the kid going "fun FUN FUN!" and we
laughed again and so did everyone in the class
1994
- Sammie was walking home from school and a pikey with ginger(red) hair ran
out of her caravan and started pulling Sammie's hair, and then the pikey's mum
looked angrily at the pikey and shouted at her, then she let go and Sammie ran
off crying
1991
- Midnight was in a
plastic bag and he was trying to get out but he couldnt. So he started
spinning around and going crazy while in the bag, and he knocked some pots
over because he was in the kitchen.
