• Midnight was in a plastic bag and he was trying to get out but he couldnt. So he started spinning around and going crazy while in the bag, and he knocked some pots over because he was in the kitchen.

a music lesson

• We were doing a quiz on the computers, and I asked James for the answer to a question and he said "oboe" but i thought he said "hobo" so i typed in hobo and got it wrong. Then I told James what happened and he said "not hobo, OBOE!" and we laughed

Maths

a different day in year 9 music

• we were all crammed into the music room playing a song, all the keyboard players had one keyboard each and one table each, so the room was really packed. then some girls opened the door and they wanted to get in but there was no room, and me and james laughed at them. then after we stopped playing the song, i pushed one of those sound effect buttons on the keyboard and the teacher got really mad and he sent me out.
• Dylan fell asleep in music class, next to the speaker
• we played the banjo

one day in the holidays

• Our team won 3 events in a row, so I celebrated by throwing my hat up in the air and yelling "HAT TRICK!!!!". But the second time that I threw it up, the wind blew it backwards and when it came down, it hit Mr Stopp in the head!
• me, james, dylan and josh were throwing a bottle of water around, then someone said over the loudspeaker "can james leber and friends please report to Mr Glover" then james yelled out "I HAVENT GOT ANY FRIENDS!"

One day

Maths and German

• I skipped alot of maths and german lessons...and PE, and..thats it, i think.
• Me, James and dickhead campbell made a movie with the video camera. We used a matchbox car, some string and a water pistol. I was the cop and I went "HALT!.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
• I gave James a lifesaver that was in my pocket, but he didnt know it was in my pocket and he said "that tastes salty" then I said "yeah it was in my pocket" then we laughed

Other times

• James and me had to do an interview on a tape recorder for a german lesson and we stuffed up the interview because I kept laughing and pressing stop. So I tried to rewind the tape to find our spot but couldnt find it. Instead we heard some kid going "fun FUN FUN!" and we burst out laughing
• i stole one of justins disks that had something important on it, and he thought josh took it.
• justin wondered why james changed his IP address all the time
• there was some crazy kid in year 8 who was standing at the fire exit on the second floor, and he was threatening to jump! the cops got called in. it was a standoff!
• scott, jamie, dylan and me were leaving the computer room but first we had to stop at dylans locker. there was a kid outside who wanted to get let in, but we just laughed at him. so the kid threatened to knock us all out in one punch, we laughed at him heaps.
• there was a teacher who was yelling at a kid, and she was saying "corey, COREY" in a really distinct voice. so scott copied her and was yelling out "corey, corey don't slap me" in the teachers voice, and the teacher heard scott and she yelled at him and i laughed
• One day in Society & Environment, we were lining up outside the library and were being noisy. Mr Stopp waited about 5 minutes, then he finally yelled
  "I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!" and everyone went quiet, except Michael Sinclair who said "maybe he has too many dicks up his arse" and i nearly burst out laughing
• One morning i was walking to home group but before i walked into the main corridor, i saw that people were teasing some kid and he was getting pretty mad. i stayed to watch, then the kid (Corey) got angry, pushed open the door really hard and smashed the glass and everyone was stunned
• in the holidays, I was playing Leisure Suit Larry at about 4am in the morning. I found out something wierd and I wanted to show james, but we didn't have mobile phones or internet or anything. So i saved it to a floppy disk, put it in an envelope and rode to james' house at 5am and left it in his letterbox. James wondered how the letter got to him, because it didn't have a stamp or anything Map
• We were in german waiting for Ms Reuter to play our interviews that we did on the tape recorder, and she played the kid going "fun FUN FUN!" and we laughed again and so did everyone in the class

1999

stuff that doesn't have a date

• every morning in year 10 (and year 8 and 9) we were sitting under the pergola and we would see justin's mum driving up to school to drop him off and she couldn't drive properly, we were waiting for her to crash
• scott stole veal's bike lock (he guessed the code) and he gave it to me and veal didn't know who took it
• i was sitting next to scott and jason campbell stole scott's pen. so scott went to yoink it back, but jason grabbed scott's shirt so scott stabbed jason with his pen.
• In Society & Environment, James, Dylan and me had to make a new law. see it here

in a music lesson second semester

• troy tried to break down the door because matthew drake was barricaded in there with everyone's bags. but the door was reinforced
• jason campbell got into a fight with matthew drake, jason had drake in a headlock and he did something that stopped matthew drake from breathing but then he let him go, and drake went fuckin nuts. he picked up a table and threw it at jason then chased him into the other room. there were alot of loud bangs from that room

When Scott Veal got a girlfriend (Penny)

• I went to meet her, and she was a fuckin retard!

One day when Justin got his bike

• his bike got scratched and he said "i'll go touch that up with some paint at home".
• His bike got stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he didn't admit it to anyone

A PE lesson, year 10

• We were playing kickball, and it was Nick's turn. He kicked the ball and started running really fast toward the other end. He was so worried that someone was gonna throw the ball at him, so he kept looking behind him instead of watching where he was going. He finally looked forward, but it was too late. He slammed into the wall with a thunderous thud.
  Everyone was so shocked, and they were concerned for him. But I had to turn away from everyone because I was laughing so hard

An art lesson, year 10

• we were doing Lino-Carvings and some girl was doing it the wrong way and the sharp carver thingo slipped and she cut herself and there was blood everywhere! it was a massacre!

A different PE lesson, year 10

• we were playing soccer and I was the goalie and the ball came rolling up to me and some kid was running after it. instead of picking the ball up, i kicked it as hard as i could and it hit the kid right in the nose and he threatened to bash me up, but the reason he didn't try was because he wouldn't get $50 from his mum if he did.
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One day in the second semester of year 10

• Mr Stopp sent me and james around to Ms Reuter's room to pick up an army trunk and then carry it back to the room. it was a bit heavy and on the way back i started laughing and then james laughed too and we nearly dropped the army trunk a few times.
• Me and James were playing table tennis and Emily was sitting next to our table and I did a really weak serve and the ball rolled along the table and then it landed on her head and me and james laughed
• Mr Hand said he looked in the mirror every day and compared himself to James Bond
• Mr Hand got hit with a table tennis ball and he acted like he got shot

11-11-99

• we were in music and we had to have a minute silence because of remembrance day and while we were being silent i heard a bird walking across the roof then i looked at james and we had to hold in our laughs

Holidays

• i went over dylan's house, and he invited kylie over and she brang nicole, and we all went for a ride to james' house and i took them on a really long detour to james' house because they didn't know how to get there (MAP) , then we went to the park and james stepped on a dead crunchy frog

Year 10 Graduation

• we were sitting at year 10 graduation and scott went to get his bit of paper, and so he got it, and on the way back he tripped over the microphone cord

2000

One day after school

• Dylan told me that Justin was taking Quake 3 to Dylan's house so he could test it on his dreamcast, but Justin didn't want anyone else over. So Dylan said I should come over anyway, and hide in the kitchen and Justin wouldn't know the difference. So I was hiding in the kitchen when Justin came over, and once they went into the lounge, I kept spying in there. Then when Dylan's dad got home, I opened the back door and slammed it again and yelled out "I'M HERE!" and walked casually into the lounge and acted like I was returning a game to Dylan. Justin said "what's he doing here?!?!?!? I'M NOT SHARING!!!!" then he left and took quake 3 and we pissed ourselves laughing

Stuff that happened in 2000 but doesn't have a date

• Dylan walked home from practice firm with no shoes on
• I went over to Dylan's house and Scott was already there and they were playing Le Mans 24 Hour on playstation and I was watching. First Dylan beat the lap record in his car and yelled it out, but not too loud. Then about 2 laps later Scott broke the lap record and screamed "I BROKE THE LAP RECORD!!!!!" and his scream was very high pitched.
• Dylan and Scott were talking at the corner MAP and Dylan had a drink of water and then he passed out. When he came to, Scott asked Dylan if he passed out on purpose.
• I was at home playing computer, and then my phone rang and Justin was on the other end. He said some stuff about how we were gonna have a conference call. Soon it was Dylan, James, Me and Justin all talking on the phone. Justin and James were having discussion about maths homework, and I was bored so I decided to play a honking sound down the phone. Justin got annoyed and then kept talking with James, then I played another sound, then Dylan started playing a song and we burst out laughing. Then Justin said "If I fail this, I'm gonna blame it on you two"
• I was sleeping over at Dylan's house and he put a disc in the dreamcast and i wondered what it was. then dylan went off to ring james, and the particle man video started. after about 15 seconds i started laughing and dylan was talking to james and he said "yeah jarrod's laughing now, he's lost it, he's gone"
• Dylan was doing his speech for english and he said "This game is called Zak McKracken, it's about aliens who try to take over the earth, and it's one of my favourite games" and then i burst out laughing
• Me, scott, jamie and dylan we standing outside dylan's house and i rang justin's house and put my phone on speaker phone so everyone could hear and when justin's mum picked up she went "HELLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and we laughed heaps and then hung up. She would have heard us all laughing.
• justin holds his fork like a fuckin retard and combs his hair with it and then uses it to eat
• Dylan rang justin's house because he was meant to be at school but he wasn't, and he asked to talk to justin, so his mum went to get him and dylan heard her say to justin "Do you want me to say you're not home?"
• Scott fixed a puncture on my bike and when he was returning it there were cops at the servo when he pumped up the tyre so he tricked em and went down another street and hid in the shrubs. One cop went passed and then scott went to get up and the other went passed. Pheww!
• we were playing duke64 and me and dylan kept getting that jet pack and scott couldn't find it and then he went through a wall and found it.
• we were sitting on the steps of the photography room and scott said "you're a fuckin" then mr larecki opened the door and he heard scott, then scott said "....idiot dylan" and mr larecki said "Does that mean he's an idiot?" and we laughed
• Nick always threw his bottle in the bin really hard, ran into stuff and was generally crazy.
• there's a place near Adelaide called "Scott Bottom" and scott rode there on his bike
• scott rode all the way up to air base at salisbury and when he got there, they told him to go away because of security concerns
• before our english class started, me and dylan and mick harris would lean out the window and yell "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at all the people below us. one day i was out walking, and a girl came up to me and said "you're that bastard who yelled at me from up in the window"
  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
• one day i was riding to dylans house and i turned into his driveway with my front brakes on, and i crashed. dylan was inside and he heard the bang and he said "oh jarrods here"
• i was going home from dylans house and i was riding off and he said "seeya" and i said "seey.." but before i could answer, i crashed
• james crashed near dylans house and landed on his thumb and broke it
• me and dylan were riding to school and we stopped at the traffic lights. i went to put my foot down on that piece of wood but i missed and fell over onto the ground. I think it would have been funny for dylan, because one minute he saw me and I was standing upright, then the next minute he saw me I was on the ground laughing. Map
• me, scott and dylan were near the corner where we used to chat about stuff after school. somehow, we rolled down to in front of this guys house and some guy come out and said "what are you doing?" and scott said "just talking" and the guy said "just looking at what?"
• one day we were in a music lesson doing theory, and the teacher asked scott to take a message to someone. so scott took the message and walked out of the room. then ten seconds later scott poked his head in through the doorway really quick and looked at us, and then went back out again. James and me started laughing, and Scott kept doing it for about 20 seconds, and the teacher didn't see him. then we thought scott left but after about 1 minute he poked his head in the doorway again and me and james laughed really hard, then the teacher yelled out "SCOTT? are you going or not?"

7-2-00:

• Scott Coopers computer went "whiiiiiiiiiir" because he moved the monitor.
• Josh stuffed up in music and he went "I KNOW!"

8-2-00

• Scott's computer went "whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir" again and he turned his computer off without saving it.
• Me, scott and dylan were riding home and dylan put his brakes on suddenly and I went "FUCK" and hit him

11-2-00

• Scott was trying to get a piece of wood and he banged his head on the top of the pergola
• SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH WALLY

15-2-00

• Dylan was accusing Scott for not riding properly and then he knocked his bag off
• Drake showed James a porno picture in his diary then Mr Bills asked for Drakes diary and we laughed
• Coke bottle glasses

24-2-00

• I was walking into Home group and I remembered that I got paid today so I started doing the happy dance and swinging my wallet around by the orange thing and it broke.
• James was on the bus and he remembered the simpsons were they were on the bus and homer goes " I cant feel my legs" and james looked at the lady in the car and she shrugged her shoulders
• I did the happy dance to room 21
• The things we did

1-3-00

• Josh put all his music on one line
• Jamie and Scott said "shut up josh" at the same time
• Josh broke his only pencil

2-3-00

• I was giving scott a sheet and he had to lean and dylan kicked his chair and scott fell off

3-3-00

• Scott was going down a skateboard ramp backwards with his front brakes on and he fell off
• Dylan was going down a skateboard ramp forwards and he put on both his brakes at the same time and his back tyre came off the ground and nearly hit him
• HE DID IT AGAIN (Scott)

14-3-00

• James threw his coke at the bin and missed and coke went everywhere

22-3-00

• We were at Kylies on our bikes and Dylan backed into my front tyre and I fell over.

Fuck knows

• I was playin Resident Evil 3 and everything was calm and quiet until a big fuckin monster jumped through the fuckin window, I went " AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Pretty fuckin loud
• my cousin was on the top bunk and he was leaning over, looking at me because i was on the bottom bunk. i told him not to do it because he'll fall off but he didn't believe me. then a few seconds later he fell off onto the wooden thing and nearly broke my playstation.

sports day

• justin can't tell the difference between a nightstick and a nightclub

3-4-00

• Jamie said he wanted to have some tea and bickits

12-4-00

• Dylan kept saying "stop repeating myself"
• Eeeeeeeeeer dont fuckin look at him
• mambo number 5 dodidodiodidodidoidoiddoi

4-5-00

• BANNA

3-5-00

• Jars has toilet problems
• I printed a picture of donut head homer really big, then I dropped it down the crack

2-5-00

• err, that fritz for dogs
• err, 3dfx card

12-5-00

• Me and dylan were playin duke64 and I was goin "err justin errrrrr" and holdin the control pad like a retard. Then I went through a laser tripbomb

19-5-00

• Unimodal

29-5-00

• Scott tried to push Jamie in music and he almost fell over

1-6-00

• I finished Resident Evil 3 (2:33:05) and saved it once. It said "NUMBER OF SAVE"
• Errrrr Pavillion

9-6-00

• Dylan said "I'm gonna do a 3 point turn " and he went over the bike rack bar

26-6-00

• Me and Dylan throw our locks into our lockers really hard
• EHH SKIDMARKS STEVE
• Nick threw his bottle into the bin really hard
• Err driver, get out the car and go into the shops with a flamethrower. Same with Driver 2

7-7-00

• I remember when me & Dylan started off to Europe at the same time and forgot to press Scroll Lock
• Jars spilt Cassies pencil case
• Scott got pranked by MR Hand . HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHH eerj

21-7-00

• HA HA i got a puncture
• What does a radar jammer do?
• Dylan read that message at the kawasaki club.
• I drew them pictures of idiot ass head poof

16-7-00

• A guy called "Jarro_2001" sent me a message saying " HOLY COSTA ESTAS" haha, he was mexican

4-8-00

• My drink fizzed up because we have a free next

14-8-00

• Bob goes away and bob is on phone
• AAAHAH SCOTT GOT ATTACKED BY A DUCK AND SOME GUY NEARLY REVERSED INTO HIM
• I made freddo the frog fly like a fuckin fuckhead
• HA, FUCK YOU practice firm, I skipped you
• Detective investigator
• Ashen Puppets

17-8-00

• I started up larry and put my age is 332 and it asked me to verify that I was really 76

30-8-00

• James pushed Scott off his chair and I laughed
• Scott went to hit James with his folder and all his paper fell out

4-9-00

• Nick ran into the music room door
• Two weeks ago scott slipped on the mattress
• Scott played funny music on the keyboard

3-10-00

• James squeezed his Sunkist and it spilt on our tables

somewhere in between

• scott came over my house to do some homework on my computer. when he finished his homework, we played GTA until 3am then scott went to go home and i went for a ride with him, and we rode up to the council workers and they looked at us suspiciously. then scott went home and i went to the caltex to get a fanta and i went home. then i saw scott at school....five hours later!

4-10-00

• James was sitting in his chair and he leaned back, miscalculated and hit the wall.

Last Term

• I hit a gutter

6-10-00

• James dropped his iced coffee on the carpet and covered it with newspaper

11-9-00

• I crashed on Monday

16-10-00

• I'm doin a project on nerve gas
• I went undercover as detective sonny bonds but she didnt have a shed
• Flying fish missile
• Ah Mr Bills
• Kuroshi
• Dooah (throw our control pads)
• Bomberman (really high pitch voice)
• Bee, Bzz, Hudson
• TAXI DRIVER...........VROOM VROOM EH?
• John Adelaide
• Bob the builder is on phone goes away
• Helen just read the funny book and was laughing heaps
• Josh read the funny book
• Jamie did a wheelie and Dylan nearly hit him
• 2 minutes later he did another one and nearly squashed Dylans foot
• (picture of jamie doing a wheelie)
• 1 minute later cliff said he was gonna rip Jamie's balls out
• Josh ran into Dylans door

23-10-00

• James crashed in the bike racks but I wasnt there. FUUCK
• ORANGE

PREVIOUS

• James crashed his bike in the bike rack
• Wayne shook James' sunkist up then opened it. sunkist spilt all over the table. James cleaned it up and then it was wet and sticky so James wiped the desk on the floor and then it had fluff on it
• Josh fell off his chair in media
• Josh yelled "that fucking bitch" really loud in media

30-10-00

• James drew on some guy in the newspaper, then on the otherside, some guy looked retarded and he looked like his face melted when i first looked at it.
• i photocopied my sock
• me and james went riding through wandana school and i was gonna honk my horn through there but it broke Map

2-11-00

• Sust
• take the salad off
• I bought another horn cause the other one broke
• SUT
• Dylan got stuck in boulderdash
• (picture of a guy throwing a rock at a big tank) THAT GUY IS A FUCKIN IDIOT

6-11-0

• SHUT UP
• looking through the trees

10-11-00

• Josh dont give me shit.
• "Fireman Sam Fireman Sam, Fireman Sam is made of Ham, Fireman Sam eats tins cans"
• James coughed up a twisties

13-11-00

• SOME FUCKING IDIOT CRASHED HIS BIKE

22-11-00

• oh my god, he's stealing all the burgers.
• I crashed into the bike racks because I wasnt watching where I was going.
• Them girls told me to shut up with the horn, so I honked it and it made a high pitch squel

very last day of year 11

• i went to dylan's house in the morning, then later we rode down to the school to pick up our report cards. then after that we rode to kfc and got lunch. on the way back, i honked my horn at all the motorbikes that went past, and dylan dropped his mobile phone on the road

sometime after year 11 finished

• me and dylan went through the drive thru at hungry jacks on our bikes then on the way back dylan hit a cop car
• me, juz and daz we're cruising along North East road in daz's car at 2am and we saw some cops going in the opposite direction. juz watched the cops as they went past and said "oh fuck they're turning around!!!" so daz skidded around the corner and floored it through the backstreets of Holden Hill.
  I don't know if the cops were chasing us or not, but we didn't see them again

2001

Eve of the first day of year 12

• I got drunk and went to school partially drunk

31-1-01

• Hello, my names is Mr Wallbanger

2-2-01

• Thats it, Im not doin this anymore *bang* then sunkist came out my mouth
• GREEN COFEE
• Sugar water

22-2-01

• I remembered last week when I had a coffee with 5 coffees and at school, James showed me a picture of what I thought was spiderman and I laughed until the next lesson, which was half an hour away
• John
• In the holidays I honked my horn past scott & jamies and kylies house, and then me & jamie went for a ride then on the way back we went past nash's house and honked and yelled "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS"
• Wallace     Wallace Hubcaps
• That time in Assembly we kept banging our heads against the wall, while people were speaking
• Nat and Me were in chat and then my aunty arrived at my house. No one else was home and I didn't want to let her in, so I had to hide in the kitchen until she left because she could see the computer from outside.
• Nat and me kept saying eh and bob and we made names "Super Bob Cow and Super Bike Cow"

2002

August

• I hit a girl in the head with the bus door and she went "oh"

June or May or something

• sam, colin, me and troy were in troy's car driving to McDonalds when Bohemian Rapsody came on the radio. So me, colin and troy started jumping up and down, just like they do in waynes world 1 and sam looked at us like we were idiots and shook his head

2003

25-4-03

• Me, Jamie and Dylan were at Dylans and Scott turned up. Jamie sed he would have a grin on his face. so when scott came in we all looked and he had a mix of serious+smiling
• We went bowling and I did hop+skip+jump.

26-4-03

• we were playing red faction 2 and dylan had his name as "Yourself" and scott killed dylan, so a message came up on scott's screen saying "You killed Yourself" and scott was confused because he didn't know how he killed himself

• We went go karting and scott crashed into me.
• I nearly hit the pole

• Drowsy Drivers die

• Suitcase girl
• Ballgirl

• Together all

• we left those pizza boxes in Justins garden

• (picture of six pizza boxes stacked on top of each other)

• after we left the pizzas, we were walking down Brenda Ave and scott said "oh look we're being followed" and i ran fast then i turned around to see who was following us but it was just a cat
• i gave a fake name and address to the phone company

1-6-2003

• we were lining up to get on the bus and all of a sudden some crazy lady came up and started yelling at this kid, the kid was trying to get away from her but he couldnt. the kid got on the bus and the crazy lady even followed him on. a bus negotiator guy had to come on and talk the kid into getting off but he wouldn't, so the bus driver had to turn the engine off and we were stranded for about ten minutes. it was a standoff!
  then some girl talked the kid into getting off the bus, and we drove away!

August

• I rang up sammie in the middle of class and woke her up
• I was at the bus stop and a bee landed near me then a girl came in and didn't see it and she sat on it and I tried not laugh then the bee crawled out from under her arse and flew off!
• james told me about how nicole went to McDonalds and ordered some ice cream in a McFlurry cup with boiling water on the ice cream!

August 13th

• Sammie said "The difference was the same"
• Sammie said "Lord of the Bum Rings"
• Sammie said "I like Grinning"
• Sammie left her purse in the fridge

September

• brooke hit me in the head with the bus door
• kylie sent me a message saying "excuse me kind sir but could i trouble u4 an ice cream in a mcflurry cup with a generous topping of boiled water?"
• on Police Camera Action they showed these two girls riding down a hill and somehow, the first girl got her foot stuck in the front wheel and she went right over the handle bars and into the ground at a tremendous speed!

October

• i was playing Civilization and I was at war with the Mongols, and when I killed them it said "Mongite Civilization destroyed by English"
  HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA MONGITE
• we were in class and we had finished our work, and lex was trying to figure out how to send messages to everyone, so the teacher came along and told him how to.

December 27th

• i tried getting on my bike the wrong way and i smashed my knee on the ground really hard and there was blood everywhere.

2004

Early January 2004

• we went to the arcade at the plaza and Jamie played the boxing game and he punched the glass accidently.
• we played freedom fighters and scott was getting mad
  
• i was playing the police game and i finished it and i killed 20 innocents and got a rank of E
• i took my shoes off at the cinema
• we played micro machines and we laughed heaps and scott called someone "Mr Saucy" because they had the saucepan

6th January 2004

In Alice Springs. Map
• we went to pizza hut and there were people from london sitting next to us and i stood up and the chair hit the wall and made a loud bang and the poms looked at me strangely
• i looked on the ground and there was a bug that was walking sideways

April 2nd 2004

• i crashed my bike when i was riding to Uni

April 3rd 2004

• porno karaoke is on tonight

April 9th 2004

• i was riding to crazy clarks at night and my light fell off the front of my bike

14th May 2004

• Hotes!!!!!!!!!!!!! rhymes with note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s

22nd June 2004

• I was at the shops and was just about to use the ATM, when a girl asked if I was interested in greenpeace. I wasn't really, but I decided to sign up using a fake name and address.
  Alana from greenpeace, if you are reading this, I'm truly sorry.

Monday June 2004

• Dylan, Jamie and Scott were gonna watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and just as they were going to start watching Scott stopped them and said he had to do his hair before they watched it

July 2004

• Sammie and Me were playing pool, and I was up to the black ball and I potted it in the wrong hole
  
  
  Dylan and Me were playing Red Alert 2, and the following funny stuff happened:
• I sent Tanya on a covert mission to destroy the lifeguard tower, but she got killed by a prism tower
• Dylan sent about 10 dogs to kill some conscripts, but they got slaughtered.
• Dylan and Me were at Cuba's base, conducting air raids from our aircraft carriers. I also had a helicopter hovering over, and I had Tanya in the helicopter.
  Dylan's planes took out some of the enemies power plants, so I thought it would be a good time to send Tanya in to cripple the base more. She ran in, and it was very chaotic. She was chased, shot at and almost run over by a war miner, but she evaded.
  Then, she got mind controlled because Cuba had a Yuri. I tried killing her with the helicopter, but it got shot down.
  By the time Dylan realised something was wrong, Tanya had already taken out two of our Aircraft Carriers.
  It was truly a chaotic moment.

20th August

• I made a page about my stepmum and i nominated her for the Australian Asshole Awards.
• Me, Sammie and Tom were on msn and a bunch of came into the conversation and we were talking. One girl was saying bye to everyone and Tom said "Bye Random" and i laughed

21st August

• James played Driver 2 with Kylie's dance mat

7th-8th September

• James and Kylie sent me that postcard, so the next day I sent them an aerogramme

18th September (poker night)

• Dylan and Me were playing poker, and I wasnt paying much attention to the game, because I didn't think I was going to win. So I started doing something else and when I looked back, everyone was saying "Nice one jarrod" , "Good hand jarrod." I didn't even realise that I had won. Then I told that to Dylan, and he didn't realise either :))
• Dylan and Me had folded on one hand, and some other people were raising each other. Some guy said "stop bluffing, we know you havent got anything" then the other person won and the guy said "Oh for once you got something" then he left

23rd September

• We were in the computer lab and Jozef sent a message to every computer on the CDU network, which includes the computers here in Darwin, Katherine and Alice Springs, and the teacher came in and went nuts
• Tom and Me were playing pool and we were both up to the black ball, and it took us about 10 shots to get it in the hole. Then in 2 other games, Tom lost because he potted the black ball and another ball in the same turn.
• James and me were talking on msn, and I found a site that makes random news headlines. We were generating them for about 2 hours and laughing all the way.
  http://onlinescam.com/features/randomnews/index.php

3rd October 12am - 3am

• Dylan and me were playing Red Alert 2 and I had a whole bunch of rocketeers just outside of Russia's base. Dylan had a spy near my rocketeers that was disguised as a Russian conscript. Then the Russian's sent some conscripts past me and my rocketeers started shooting at them. There were a few conscripts left, and then Dylan changed his spy's costume to look like one of my rocketeers and the Russians shot him.
  Also, I sent my sniper near the Russian's base and Dylan killed him. He thinks I don't know, but I do

4th October

• James' cat (Sooty) farted and she was going crazy after she had kitten milk

9th October

• Sooty was on the chair, then she stretched and fell off but landed on her feet. Then she did it again about 5 minutes later, and decided it was safer to stay on the floor

14th October

• James and Kylie took Sooty out for a walk, and James went to put her on the grass but she doesnt like grass and she shit herself.

16th October

• at work, me and some lady tried to push the pallet jack back into the cold room but it went off course and smashed into some stock

18th October

• Sooty was playing in a plastic bag

16th November

• Chele and me were in chat and there was someone called s_carter2008 and Chele called him a shit carter, then she called someone a good songer
• I rang up Sammie and played "Two Tickets to Paradise" while she was at the cinema

20th November

• I rang Tom and he went "Hellllllloooo?" and I played "Two Tickets to Paradise" then my battery went flat

22nd November

• I was playing San Andreas and an ad came on the radio that had some guy saying in a german accent "Aww, you want the potato? You are less than a potato! Less! Less!" then my plane exploded

26th November

• Scott saw Justin on the bus and he was wearing a beanie, even though it was 37 degrees

28th November

• I fell asleep while watching Terminator 2 and when I woke up I saw that someone was at the front door, but they were just leaving. Then I realised they would have heard all the explosions and gunshots from T2 because my TV was going pretty loud

2nd December

• I had a dream that I won a mountain bike race, so I sent Dylan a sms message saying "I had a dream I won a mountain bike rice"

3rd December

• Chele, Tom and me were playing pool and we had only been playing for about 2 minutes when I hit the black ball really hard and it rebounded off the wall and went into the hole
• I was at the lab at uni and I went to take a photo of a hot girl and when I pressed ok, my phone went "cuckoo cuckoo" and she looked at me wierd

10th December

• Dylan and me were playing poker and someone came to the table and said "Morning All !" then Dylan said "AH!" and then the guy left. See the transcript

12th December

• Chele and me were in chat and some guy was giving some girl shit for not making sentences properly, then the girl said "Shut up I make a good sentences"

2005

17th January

• James is Captain Supermarket

20th January

18th February

• I was eating at Hungry Jacks and there were a group of teenage homie gangsters at one table, and an Irish guy at another table. There was one gangster up at the counter, and he must have done something so the Irish guy went up to him and told him to stop being a smartarse. The gangster said "Eh bruz why you starin' at me?" and the Irish guy said "I'm not your fuckin' brother" then he sat down at his table again.
  
  The next 5 minutes were peaceful and I had just finished eating and unlocked my bike and was just about to leave when the gangster group came out and were shouting "Fuck you slut, fuck off" and they were about to get in their car when the Irish guy came out. He walked up to one of them and started threatening him, and the gangster just kept swearing at him. Then the Irish guy slammed the car door on the gangster and smacked him in the face and started strangling him. The gangster tried to fight back but it was useless.
  
  Suddenly one of his fellow gangsters threw his drink at the Irish guy and came to help the other gangster. They were fighting for about 30 seconds until some security guards broke it up. After a few minutes of arguing, the gangsters took off in their car and one of them said "I'LL GET YOU ON THE STREET AND CUT YOU UP MUTHAFUCKER" and they sped off in their shitbox car.

7th March

• I was pulling a pallet jack out at work and wasnt watching where i was going and i crashed into a biscuit display and they went everywhere

8th March

• Dylan and me were playing Red Alert 2 and we kept making funny beacons, then Dylan made a tree army

10th March

I brought my iced coffee on the way home,
then put it in the freezer when I got home so it would
be cold while I play GT4, I forgot about it and it was
in the freezer till 7:30pm and it was as hard as rock
then I accidentally dropped it and it made a loud bang 

18th March

• Dylan accidently set the barbeque on fire

19th March

• I killed a spider

10th April

• I had just made a bowl of cereal and was taking it to my room, but on the way there I tripped over on the stairs and the bowl smashed and Nutri Grain and milk went everywhere. I cleaned it up but the stairs still smell like milk.

15th April

• Dylan and me were playing Rainbow Six and our 4 guys were crouching behind a wall. There was a hole in the wall and an enemy was looking through it. I decided to throw a grenade through the hole and hopefully he would die.
  However I didn't throw it high enough and it hit the wall and bounced back near us. I yelled out "Get down get down!" but it was too late as the grenade exploded and killed us all.
  I pissed myself laughing

17th April

• I rang up sammie and played "Kyle's mums a big fat bitch" from the South Park movie and we laughed and she dropped her phone

20th April

• I broke a 6 pack of shaving cream cans at work, and some guy threw dropped a 6 pack of promite jars
• From Dylan:
  We went bowling and jamie went to bowl so scott ran up behind him and immatated his bowling action without him knowing then quickly ran back to his seat then when jamie turned around me, scott, cliff, josh and kroke were all laughing at jamie and he didnt know why. Then jamie went to bowl again scott went to do it again but jamie caught him and chased him with a bowling ball.
  then scott did it a thrid time so jamie punched him in the stomach.
• Scott has sex with cats
• krzystof (kroke for short) fell over three times while bowling
• jamie was having a world cup match and cliff was using jamies laptop, then when we got back from bowling jamie had to give cliff a file off his laptop so he started it up and a sound file play that said "jamie is gay" then it opened a 31 page word document that said HELLO JAMIE over and over again

somewhere in between

• Dylan and me were playing Red Alert 2, and I lost my base. All I had left were 2 snipers who were hiding behind a bunch of Dylan's GIs at his base.
  Since I didn't have a radar, I didn't notice there was a Libyan Demolition truck heading towards our group. Suddenly the truck was about 1 second away from the group when I noticed it, so I sent my snipers running away and yelled "FUCK".
  Then Dylan's GIs shot the demo truck and they all died, and he yelled "FUCK!"

5th May

• Sooty tried to bribe James with his own money. She was locked in the hallway, then James found his own $5 note that Sooty pushed under the hallway door.

17th - 21st May

• Our group was on the second floor of a building. Terrorists kept running up the stairs and there were a lot of shootouts. Then Dylan tried to throw a grenade down the stairs, but he missed and killed us all and we laughed
• We were standing behind a doorway, and there was a terrorist somewhere outside but we couldn't see where. I started moving around and suddenly I saw the terrorist walking away from us. Just as I pulled the trigger, Dylan ran in front of me and I killed him instead of the terrorist. Later the same thing happened in the boat level.
• We were hiding in a room waiting for a terrorist to walk in so we could ambush him. I looked on my map and saw Dylan was right behind me, so I turned around and he was standing on the bench. Then while I was laughing a terrorist opened the door and shot me.
• Dylan shot a dead body. Picture
• We were sneaking into the museum and Dylan shot a terrorist. Suddenly a terrorist in the next room smashed the window, jumped out and tried to sneak up on us, but he got shot.

somewhere between 20th May - 30th May (I forgot the date)

I rang up James and played the simpsons quote "Leave the table, yeah, leave the table...AAAH *hits head* AAAAHH AAAAAH NO NO NO AAH AAAAAH"

Quote from Dylan

 29 May


I was playing Battlefield Vietnam, and I came back to life and saw 4 of my
team mates getting in a helicopter so I ran over and got in with them. There
was one flying, 2 on machine guns (one each side) and me and the other
teammate sitting over each side with our M-16s. We were flying along until
we got too enemy territory, then for no reason the pilot jumped out of
helicopter and left no one flying, then one of the machine gunners jumped
out then the guy who was sitting over the side got in the cockpit and
started flying, and then jumped out straight away along with the last
machine gunner, by which time it was too late for me to jump out and I died
in the wreckage which also killed the other 4 people on the ground who
jumped out
 

2nd June

• I was sitting at the bus stop and my phone was in my bag. James sent me a sms and I heard it go "....FUCK!....FUCK!....FUCK!" and everyone around me gave me strange looks.

8th June

• Scott was making vroom vroom noises while making his players run around the field in world cup
• Scott sneezed then Jamie said "Gee Scott that sounded painful"
• Jamie thought he had won a hand of poker because he had a blackjack(Ace and a 10).

12th June

• I was carrying a box of 2 Litre Lemon Squash on my bike, then I dropped it and dropped my bike. So I put the bottles into a trolley, then the trolley almost rolled down the hill.
• Dylan and me were playing Rogue Spear and suddenly a whole bunch of people joined his server, then Dylan set up a password and everyone got disconnected. Then we were playing for a while and someone else still managed to join, even though there was a password.

From Dylan

Lt Sonny Bonds: Ok, now in real life suspects may not give up as easy as Officer Jones here

*I pull out a flashbange and throw it at Officer Jones' feet* 

**BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!** 
Officer Jones: OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!

Other Various Times between 20th June - 12th July

In BF 1942:

In UT2004

• I got a lot of kills and the lady yelled "H O L Y S H I T ! ! ! ! ! "
  

In BF Vietnam

• We crashed our planes and helicopters a lot
• I crashed my plane into a house and it made a "clang" sound
• My helicopter landed upside down in water

23rd June

• We went to James' work to surprise him. I walked around the corner and saw him, then honked my horn from under my jacket and we laughed. Later on, Dylan said he just picked up an iced coffee when he heard my horn and everyone looked around.

26th June

• We were driving to pizza hut and we were stopped at the traffic lights, then the traffic lights turned green, dylan put his foot on the accelerator but it was still in neutral
• James spread chocolate mousse onto some garlic bread, then left it on the table
• I was stretching, then my arms hit the table and accidently made a loud bang

9Th July

• we got abosulteyl fufcking drunk at james' house and the folowoing stuff hjappend:
  i told james i fell over the wheelie bin and james fell over and james banged his head underneath the sink
  dylan said llamas have 3 legs
  sooty ghad ice cream and she had ice cream
  James burnt his nosetooth
  sooty is meowing
  i fell over on the couch
  the cheesecake fell out hte tree
  james said " ah you can't have frozen hot"
  i accidently let sooty out of the hallway, then kylie said i had to catch her and put her back. I was chasing her for 45 minutes

11th July

• We were driving home from computers reborn and we saw a guy in a pedal powered car and he was holding up traffic.
• A lady from Australian Air Express told me the price for Off-Peak travel was $6 per Kilometer for something that weighs 20.2kg. It's 3000km to Darwin. So we worked it out on the calculator and it came to $18000.

14th August

22nd August

this stupid dumb shit tried to do a burnout did too much because hes a fucking retard went 
 over the curb into the house across the roads garden then into their car 

25th August

• we were playing rogue spear and dylan fell through the floor

2nd September

• Sooty tried to bribe James with cat food

October sometime

29th October

 From Dylan 

Me And James were playing counterstrike, I was a counter terrorist and james
was a terrorist. I ran up to the door, rang the doorbell then james walked
out the door and I shot him

James was shooting at me so I ran away while I reloaded then turned around
and ran back at him, We ran past each other but james didnt see me so I
turned around again and shot him in the back of the head

November 3rd

November 20th

• Dylan sent five spies down the toward Iraqi base, but 4 of them got ran over by Iraq's Ore Harvesters on the way.
• Dylan sent his Tanya to blow up my aircraft carrier, then she mysteriously drowned
• I didn't have sound on my computer, so I didn't notice that a Kirov was bombing my base. By the time I noticed, it had blown up a few of my buildings

9th December, from Dylan

 "Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw" 

You could try jamming a rose bush up your ass. If nothing else, the look on
your face would be priceless.

15th December

17th December

31st December + 1st January

• we networked at dylans house and played counter strike.
• the next night we got drunk and played Buzz and Virtua Fighter
• James made funny fighting combos.
• Dylan said "Roflbergers" and i laughed.
• We were playing Vice City and James said "Meet me at Roflbergers"

2006

2nd January

• "Got some moves, dont ya sweets?"
• "Lalalaalalalaa"
• "We are known as the Rythym Rogues" " You can't fool us , not anymore "

8th January

• Rick shot Scott at close range, then said "oh....sorry"
• I was walking through the bush when I saw an enemy approaching, then he looked at me and drew his gun and we exchanged gunfire. THen I hit the dirt and we kept shooting and I shot him in the head
• I shot Jamie when he was least expecting it (even though we were on the same team)

9th February (Japan Time)

9th February (UK Time)

17th February

19th February

26th February

10th March

18th March

5th April

13th April

29th July

• I was driving the car, we'd just spun out and we were trying to get back on the road when 2 cop cars slammed into us.
• Dylan had just walked into a gunshop and just as the screen went black we heard someone skid
• I was driving a Landstalker when I decided to drive off a ledge, because it was only a small drop. Disaster struck and our vehicle rolled onto its roof. As we were scrambling to get out, some pedestrian said "Hey watch it!" in a funny voice, then the car exploded and we died.

7th August

20th August

• Scott, Jamie, Dylan, Cliff & me went bowling.
• Cliff was the only one who didn't throw the ball 3 feet in the air.
• I kept getting Gutter Balls.
• It was Scott's turn to bowl, and before he let go of the ball we all yelled out "HOY!"
• It was Scott's turn to bowl, and as he was running up, Cliff grabbed my horn and run up behind him and honked the horn right in his ear
• We played Daytona and Cliff knocked me into the wall and made me crash. So for revenge I turned around and started going the other way and as the pack came closer I tried to have a head-on collision with Cliff but missed.
• We were about to drop Scott off and Dylan went around the round-a-bout the wrong way and said "I love roundabouts" and we laughed
• We were driving back home and saw two groups of homeboys

21st August

• We were playing Need for Speed 3 and Dylan was in the middle of talking when suddenly a cop went "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
• We were playing Need for Speed 3 and Dylan's Dad came in and asked Dylan something, but before he could answer a cop went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" and we laughed

25th August

29th August

30th August

2nd September

• We went to Pizza Hut and Dylan was mad because I didn't get robbed
• James nearly crashed into the waitress
• A waiter was talking while holding a plastic container with water in it. He wasn't paying attention and spilt some water
• Kylie got a big bag of chocolate buds
• We got drunk at James' house
• I wanted to take some photos but realised I didn't put my batteries in my camera. I decided to go to the servo to buy some, as I walked out I threw the screen door on the road. Then as I was coming back I saw the police on James' street shining their torches around
• Sooty was playing in the plastic container
• I kept scaring Sooty with my foot and she was running full speed around the house

1st October

• We3r were drunk at jamrs' amnd i didn't realsie i already had two cans uopen
• Kylie said "do you need a strap on?"
• James was playing Virtua Fighter and went to do a fly kick at the opponent, but it turned out more like a dropkick and he made the whole house shake

19th October

20th October

28th October

• Dylan was looking in the rear view mirror and said there was an angry looking lady behind us. Then the lady drove along side us and we all looked and laughed. Then two minutes later she drove along side us again and looked at us and we laughed.
• There was a lady in a 4WD who almost ran a red light because she was using her phone. When we went past her we waved and she looked confused.
• We saw a kid on a bike and said "Oh Homie G!" then as we got closer we saw his facial expression and his helmet was up very high, we pissed ourselves laughing.

• We were playing Perfect Dark and Sooty came along and jumped on the chair, and started biting it and looking crazy. Then later in the night James spun her around on the chair really fast. And sometime during the night I called her Softy instead of Sooty.
• halloween zombies
• We played Counterstrike and I shot James even though he was on my team.
• Sooty was playing in my backpack and grabbed my socks and put them into the cardboard box.

(1:42 AM) Mr Plow: do you have tacos there? 

(1:42 AM) Sarah: we do in england but i don't have any right now 

(1:43 AM) Mr Plow: dylan asked you to prepare some for us 

(1:44 AM) Sarah: you can tell dylan to get lost 

26th November

2007

31st December / 1st January '07

• We played counter strike for most of the night
• Sooty was falling asleep on the back chair and she almost fell off several times. She kept turning around and it looked funny.
• James played the Chacaron video on his Wii and we were all laughing

14th January

• James went to put the wii remotes away but they fell behind the cabinet and went bang
• Dylan, Cliff, James and Helen were playing buzz and they all pushed the button at exactly the same time and all got it wrong

20th January

• James came to pick me up on a motorbike so I pressed Enter and knocked him off
• We were on a bike and James stopped in front of a sign that said "Worlds largest Cock"
• We both got in planes at the Aircraft Graveyard, James took off straight while I turned onto the runway and tried to take off but crashed into some rocks. Then James came flying past at low altitude and crashed into the huge rock.

25th February

10th March

• We were at pizza hut talking about something, then James got up and went to get some food. When he was over the other side he said "yeah we'll see what happens"
• James came out of the toilet laughing
• We were in JB Hifi looking at DVDs when a girl said "Excuse Moi" because she wanted to get past, so I said "Bonjour!" and we laughed
• We saw a guy who was walking with his hands on his hips

12th March

Tom was at a card shop and the lady behind the counter had London Underground set as her ringtone, and her phone started ringing while she was serving old people.

22nd April

• We were watching alien videos at James' house and laughing heaps. During one of our laughing sessions, Cliff said "I can't breathe!" in a really high pitch voice. Then Dylan recognised some of the footage as some guy's invention.
• While we were waiting for Kylie, James & Me saw a guy walking and rubbing his belly at the same time. He looked happy.

19th May

• We went to Pizza Hut and Cliff ate a piece of garlic bread with chocolate mousse spread on the top. Watch
• Later in the night Cliff came around and we played Buzz and watched Alien videos again and laughed heaps.

20th May

• We were driving home and saw a convoy of big trucks that kept honking their horns, then a smaller truck came past a few seconds later and honked.
• We saw a bunch of people dressed up as Sesame Street characters, and the Cookie Monster was taller than Big Bird!

21st May

9th June

• We were anticipating going over the big jump near my house, but then we realised they took it away.
• On the way to James' house, we saw a guy on the side of the road who was playing a trumpet.
• We were watching Alien videos and Josh enjoyed tubgirl then set it as his wallpaper.

21st July

• I ambushed Dylan near my house
• As I was walking out of Woolworth's Liquor the alarm went off, so I told James & Dylan. Then Cliff came in and said "So Jarrod, what'd you steal?" and we all laughed
• Jamie showed up
  Kylie is on the phone talking to Jamie

  Jamie: Kylie wants to know whats on my special pizza?
  Cliff: Semen

• I ambushed Kylie
• We left those pizza boxes in Justin's front yard
• I Kept laughing while walking down the path
• We played Metal Slug and had fun throwing the grenades

4th August

• I nearly dropped my phone out the car window while taking someone's photo
• We stopped at Dominos, Campbelltown. I went running off into the canal, then Alyx came in to get her Pizza

11th August

18th August

• Dylan & Cliff visited Scott in hospital and despite being sick and looking like shit he still managed to tell them to fuck off when they walked in
• I honked at Dylan
• We stopped at Cliff's house and his cats were big
• James got killed by a goomba
• We watched the Anorexic Tap Dancer
• We played Singstar and Buzz again. Buzz ended too quick!
• Dylan said James needs a toilet that doesn't move
• Jamie's bed is in his car
• Generic hip hop song Generic hip hop song Generic hip hop song
• When I think about work I piss myself

19th August

• There was a really big lady riding a bike, wearing a short top and she had no hands on the handlebars
• We were going through the Coles car park and we saw that guy with two big holes in his jeans, then James said "That guy could really use some new jeans" and I cracked up laughing
• We were behind a big bus that was going slow and James said "If I'm gonna be stuck behind someone, I wanna be in front of someone behind them!"
• We saw a car on the Expressway that looked like a Trabant
  
  

30th September

31st September

2nd November - 4th November

• We got to the Motel and then decided to go and get some food. We were driving around for almost two hours looking for somewhere, and we went around in circles a lot of times.

• We were driving through the city looking for somewhere to watch the Air Race. We had to stop on a hill in the city, then when James tried to take off again he stalled it. After starting the car again, he revved it a lot and when we took off the wheels spun.
• We finally found a place to watch the Air Race, then it finished after about ten minutes.
• We went to TimeZone and played some dodgy games.
• We were back at the Motel and about to enter the carpark. Suddenly an old suspicious looking guy came up to my window (It later turned out that he was just waiting to get into the carpark.)
  The gate opened and we were about to go in when James stalled it again. In his usually display of hill starts, he revved it too much and spun the wheels in front of the suspicious looking guy.

• We were in Fremantle looking for somewhere to have breakfast. We went into a Cafè but decided against eating there because of the 20 minute waiting time. So instead we went to Hungry Jacks.
  The girl at the counter kept making mistakes, ordering 8 breakfast wraps instead of 4. Then a stoner cook came out from the back and kept double checking the order. I was waiting for about 15 minutes.
  About 2 minutes after I had sat down, we heard the girl say "Can I have a double-whopper meal, and please don't take so long" and we laughed.
• We were at the shooting range and I somehow jammed a bullet into the magazine and the guy got mad.
• We went to the Casino and an asian guy was at the same table as us and he had a weird laugh.
• There was a guy in the middle of the road as we were driving out of the carpark, so James said "Come on, Fatty Sideburns!"

5th November

2008

31st December/1st January

6th January

8th January

• We were discussing ideas for T-shirts and James said "I see fuckheads everywhere. They don't even know that they're fuckheads™. "
• Cliff said "I had giant flaming fuckin arrows coming out of my sphincter"

1st February

10th February

• Sooty tried to climb up on the chair, but she lost her grip and fell
• Dylan scraped the car going in Cliff's driveway
• James found a Sprout in his Pavlova at the Chinese restaurant
• We were leaving the restaurant and Dylan didn't know whether to go left or right

16th February

• Cliff, Dylan, James & Kylie ordered a shot of milk
• Some Italian guy ordered 3 bottles of beer but Jamie brought 4 over. The guy said he didn't want 4, so I jokingly said "yeah I'll have it" so the Italian guy gave it to me. Then he was harassing Jamie & Co, saying they should take his drinks to him in the gaming area. He said he couldn't carry them and his excuse was that he'd just had his fingers done at the beauticians or something. Then he showed me his hand, poof

7th,8th June

• Dylan swerved towards the car park
• James knocked one of the balls off the 8-ball table
• I was bowling and bowled what looked like a gutter ball. But suddenly it spun out of the gutter and went back into the lane.
• A bit later I threw the ball and it bouced into the next lane